December 8, 2011
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You should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight. Classic zombie trick; don’t fall for it.  Even if he’s the real deal, he’s just bringing you brains. 

You should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight.

Classic zombie trick; don’t fall for it.  Even if he’s the real deal, he’s just bringing you brains. 

June 24, 2009
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Zombie Ed McMahon still chuckles as he eats your brain.

June 15, 2009
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There is not an impending zombie apocalypse.

June 9, 2009
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Zombies are known for their relentless philanthropy.

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