Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.

I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to say.

I’m actively trying to get into Hell.

I’ve been inundated with hate mail regarding yesterday’s comic and I’ll say this, “You’re welcome! I’m happy I helped you identify that you have no sense of humor.” Seriously people, you gotta loosen up a bit.

Even Jesus gets the blues.

Jesus is King of the Zombies.

Co-worker Erin and I came up with this gem of a False Fact on Friday.

Added some Zombie Jesus t-shirts to the store, FYI.