December 13, 2011
Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.
I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to say.

Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.

I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to say.

June 29, 2011
I’m actively trying to get into Hell.
I’ve been inundated with hate mail regarding yesterday’s comic and I’ll say this, “You’re welcome! I’m happy I helped you identify that you have no sense of humor.” Seriously people, you gotta loosen up a bit.

I’m actively trying to get into Hell.

I’ve been inundated with hate mail regarding yesterday’s comic and I’ll say this, “You’re welcome! I’m happy I helped you identify that you have no sense of humor.” Seriously people, you gotta loosen up a bit.

June 7, 2011
Randy “Macho Man” Savage is tag-teaming with God in Heaven.
False Facts needs your help in a matter of the utmost importance.

Randy “Macho Man” Savage is tag-teaming with God in Heaven.

False Facts needs your help in a matter of the utmost importance.

October 27, 2009
On the 8th day, God created Candy Corn.

On the 8th day, God created Candy Corn.

False Facts