Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please
False Facts is proud to announce that Bridge City Comics will be carrying False Facts Comic: Vol 1 in which some rather horrible things happen to some rather nice people. It is the ONLY PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD where you can get this limited edition book so get your butt over to Mississippi Avenue and pick that baby up for a mere $15. If you don’t see it on the shelf… just ask for it by name!
Consider these amazing features:
- 64 pages
- Full color from cover to cover
- Made from 100% recycled papers and soy-based ink by 1984 Printing in Oakland, CA
- Animal free binding that you can lick to get high
- Has a retractable self sharpening survival blade
- Is flame resistant
- Can be used as a personal flotation device in case of a water landing
Now stop considering and start buying!

