False Facts is the brainchild of Ben Kulp; you send him your false facts and he illustrates them.False FactsTumblr (3.0; @falsefacts)http://www.falsefactscomic.com/Bridezilla hates being the center of attention.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75e6m0jIA1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bridezilla hates being the center of attention.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/952645358http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/952645358Sat, 14 Aug 2010 08:11:10 -0700BridezillaHaving children is your genetic destiny.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6w14eMGls1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Having children is your genetic destiny.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/927100112http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/927100112Mon, 09 Aug 2010 06:50:38 -0700The man-eating caffeine plant of Borneo is hunted for its...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5yr55azDA1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The man-eating caffeine plant of Borneo is hunted for its caffeine-rich glands.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/845309170http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/845309170Thu, 22 Jul 2010 07:34:17 -0700Man-Eating PlantsCaffeineBorneoIt is now legal to marry a robot in 32 states.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5j9y3TQ9z1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It is now legal to marry a robot in 32 states.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/809763167http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/809763167Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:58:51 -0700Robot LoverRobotsTriForceNew JerseyYour spirit animal can leave at any point.<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4msf7NQlF1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Your spirit animal can leave at any point.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/738813715http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/738813715Sat, 26 Jun 2010 09:57:07 -0700Spirit AnimalweezerhawkHipsters do not understand the difference between irony and...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ksdmPKYk1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hipsters do not understand the difference between irony and stupidity.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/734746760http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/734746760Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:00:58 -0700Hipster DouchebagIronyStupiditymulletSupermarkets are introducing “Plod” lanes, for those...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4iwj56cfA1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Supermarkets are introducing “Plod” lanes, for those with time to kill.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/731494654http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/731494654Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:35:29 -0700Plod LaneChecks OnlyBarcodeClaw foot furniture is evil, and will steal your keys.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4c28llKAW1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Claw foot furniture is evil, and will steal your keys.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/719627852http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/719627852Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:55:33 -0700Claw foot furnitureRugsKeysTa’Yawha was the first and last member of the plaid...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nfa1onQU1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ta’Yawha was the first and last member of the plaid lantern corps.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/673224280http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/673224280Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:37:13 -0700Plaid Lantern CorpGreen LanternDarkest NightAlbert Einstein had himself kidnapped 43 times.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3kfclEyt41qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Albert Einstein had himself kidnapped 43 times.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/667867922http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/667867922Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:45:57 -0700Albert EinsteinEinsteinKidnappingSpankingThe statues on Easter Island used to have giant felt hats.<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3fz4uQWtZ1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The statues on Easter Island used to have giant felt hats.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/660066428http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/660066428Thu, 03 Jun 2010 07:05:18 -0700Easter IslandThings that look like abraham lincolnMOSS BEARDThe N’pingh invasion is prevented only by their...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cb5a2CgJ1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The N’pingh invasion is prevented only by their exceptionally large shoulders.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/653439856http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/653439856Tue, 01 Jun 2010 07:34:22 -0700Dimensional PortalsAliensGunbelts - yes that's a gunbeltAmericans hate pants. This may or may not have been inspired by...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l34wwhq67N1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Americans hate pants.</p> <p>This may or may not have been inspired by a conversation my brother and I had.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/640885414http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/640885414Fri, 28 May 2010 07:43:29 -0700Things Americans HatePantsMGDOffice chairs are designed for comfort.<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2o7b6EPMb1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Office chairs are designed for comfort.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/613227591http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/613227591Wed, 19 May 2010 07:09:06 -0700Office ChairsLumbar SpikesCats were invented by aliens to keep us from sleeping.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2khvyZV231qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cats were invented by aliens to keep us from sleeping.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/606989562http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/606989562Mon, 17 May 2010 07:07:10 -0700CatsAliensHairballsHowlingClowns don’t retire, they just get more terrifying.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2exgosbso1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Clowns don’t retire, they just get more terrifying.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/598167520http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/598167520Fri, 14 May 2010 06:58:00 -0700ClownsThings that look like Danny DevitoTuberculosis is the result of a rabid tuber bite.<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ajkojd7f1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tuberculosis is the result of a rabid tuber bite.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/592563679http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/592563679Wed, 12 May 2010 07:40:04 -0700Rabid TubersShoesThat potato has fangsDrinking and goofing off is the fastest way to make...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l28o3cCzDk1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drinking and goofing off is the fastest way to make comics.</p> <p>FINALLY up and running on the new computer, scanner is alive with new drivers and Windows 7 doesn’t hate me anymore, YAY! Also, “computer problems” is blogging code for “I was busy drinking.”</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/589518325http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/589518325Tue, 11 May 2010 06:00:00 -0700pictures of medrinkingOrcsIt’s possible to grow robots if you plant the right...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1tsdq20Ge1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s possible to grow robots if you plant the right seeds.</p> <p>Computer situation: new computer does not like scanner or photoshop, and has wonky motherboard.  No idea where I’ll find the money to remedy these things. </p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/567310887http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/567310887Sun, 02 May 2010 20:58:37 -0700RobotsGardeningSeedsPlaid is the 4th dimension. Computer is back from the grave, for...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1hm8pe5TZ1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Plaid is the 4th dimension.</p> <p>Computer is back from the grave, for now. Also, black and white.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/550821955http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/550821955Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:14:49 -0700PlaidLumberjacksWeave Reading