False Facts is the brainchild of Ben Kulp; you send him your false facts and he illustrates them.Tumblr (3.0; @falsefacts)http://www.falsefactscomic.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2o75X5yy1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is the official mime code of conduct.</p> <p><a href="http://beautifultheories.tumblr.com/post/434230494/descartes-first-rule-of-nature-you-do-not-talk">Jeff</a> comes through with another False Fact, thanks Jeff!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/439124980http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/439124980Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:25:53 -0800don't ask don't tellmimesmobsters<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0ucf7cku1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Escape from New York” is Portland OR’s official immigration slogan.</p> <p>With apologies to Kurt Russell’s hair.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/436985570http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/436985570Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:43:27 -0800Escape From New YorkKurt RussellSnake Plissken<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyzv2ruV51qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gardening is fun and easy!</p> <p>For those not in the pacific northwest, file this away for a few months and then laugh at it.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/434808436http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/434808436Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:47:00 -0800GardeningShovels are Fun<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytfvfAUM41qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spiderman spends his free time photobombing.</p> <p>Jeff, the blogging maven behind <a href="http://fashionablenonsense.tumblr.com/">Fashionable Nonsense</a> and <a href="http://beautifultheories.tumblr.com/">Beautiful Theories</a> submitted yet another False Fact.  Thanks Jeff!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/428429129http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/428429129Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:47:39 -0800spidermanPhotobombing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrkcxPwCI1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More than 500,000 hamsters died keeping the wheels in George W. Bush’s head spinning.</p> <p><a href="http://www.chrisgmodcomic.com/">Chris</a>, thanks for submitting today’s fact! <a href="http://www.lexmark.com/US/products/overview_/0,1224,MzcyN3wx,00.html">Scanner</a>, I kind of hate you and your poor color rendering that I don’t have time to fix in photoshop?</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/426359053http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/426359053Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:29:21 -0800HamstersGeorge W. BushWashingtonDC<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoz66xYJr1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seinfeld is a spinoff of The Munsters.</p> <p><a href="http://057.tumblr.com/">Jeremy </a>had to explain this to me multiple times, so if you don’t like it… complain to him I guess.  Also, for future reference, “Your mom is a three hole punch” is not work appropriate. You’ve been warned.</p> <p>Until tumblr allows people to submit comments, I’m just going to end every post in a question mark?</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/424183960http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/424183960Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:00:00 -0800Jerry SeinfeldThe Munsters<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynvjlhNdt1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The sticking accelerator is an integral part of Toyota’s marketing to the thrill-seeking demographic.</p> <p>Nick sent in this spectacular False Fact a week ago, and it’s taken me that long to figure out how to illustrate it.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/422169757http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/422169757Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:40:33 -0800ToyotaMountain DewEXTREMESticking Accelerator<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym06p9uCi1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Midgets do not have knees.</p> <p>Suzanne totally came up with today’s False Fact.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/419988779http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/419988779Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:25:37 -0800MidgetsKneesDwarvesGnomesGoblins<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyggaoUgFh1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mickey Mouse must consume one innocent soul each day to maintain his youth.</p> <p>Thanks Navelman, this one was a BLAST to draw.</p> <p>Also, I’m considering signing up to be an exhibitor at the Stumptown Comics Fest (I mean, I live in Portland, and I have the weekend off); I imagine talking to people and drawing some False Facts live.  Anyone interested? Would you stop by and visit?</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/413395638http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/413395638Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:27:59 -0800Mickey MouseIS EVILDisney<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyem747d9D1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>William Shatner has actually been dead for years.</p> <p>When life gives you the opportunity to draw Zombie Kirk, you gotta jump on that; thanks <a href="http://cjizzle4shizzle.tumblr.com/">CJ</a> for submitting today’s False Fact!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/411296738http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/411296738Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:40:16 -0800ZombiesWilliam ShatnerJames T. KirkCaptain Kirk<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycr49Z2PE1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Google does, in fact, own the internet.</p> <p>Ross comes through with another False Fact, thanks!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/409195469http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/409195469Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:31:21 -0800GoogleAl GoreInternetBad drawings of Sergey Brin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyawjsvYdN1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bunny slippers, if left unattended for too long, will reproduce.</p> <p>Thanks to <span class="action"><a href="http://pikkutiikeri.tumblr.com/">pikkutiikeri</a> for submitting today’s False Fact!<br/></span></p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/407121007http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/407121007Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:33:28 -0800Bunny SlippersEconomic Downturn Tips<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky8crfX8f71qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Copyright laws are the fifth fundamental force in the universe.</p> <p>1) Jeff and his blog <a href="http://www.fashionablenonsense.tumblr.com">Fashionable Nonsense</a> are awesome and he is responsible for sending in today’s False Fact.</p> <p>2) This goes a long way towards explaining the secrecy behind all this <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/21/acta-internet-enforc.html">ACTA</a> stuff.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/404925268http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/404925268Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:00:00 -0800ACTACopyright Law<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5fdfRRgj1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cow milk is like regular milk, but with beef in it.</p> <p>Had a great time out last night and <a href="http://happysmer.tumblr.com/">happysmer</a> inspired this False Fact in the process.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/400719427http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/400719427Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:34:27 -0800Cow MilkMilkCarne AsadaBeef<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3hnb6sVl1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Nation of Islam is located between Brazil and Argentina.</p> <p>Oh Navelman, thank you for your False Fact and a Friday full of map-related humor.</p> <p>Extra credit for the first reblog that can tell me what country I renamed WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/398690131http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/398690131Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:28:23 -0800Nation of IslamBrazilArgentina<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky1nw6XfJg1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Steve Buscemi can tell the size of a man’s penis simply by listening to him urinate.</p> <p><a href="http://www.fuiru.tumblr.com">Fuiru</a> submitted today’s False Fact and what a False Fact it is.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/396734624http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/396734624Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:48:06 -0800Steve BuscemiPenisUrination<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzrgwLl8x1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NBC is offering free lobotomies, disguised as Olympic coverage.</p> <p>Thanks for all the submissions yesterday, I’ll get right to work on those!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/394780850http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/394780850Wed, 17 Feb 2010 07:10:08 -0800Bob CostasNBCOlympics<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxxqt2lUy1qzc0jfo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ladies Loathe Cool James.</p> <p>500 + followers and it’s been a week since anyone submitted a fact for me, C’MON people.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/392878558http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/392878558Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:30:00 -0800LL Cool J<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwnd6wAkV1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Joy Division had it all wrong; cougars, not love, will tear us apart.</p> <p>This was inspired by a dream, which featured Ian Curtis singing, “Cougaaaarrrrs, cougars will tear us apart, again.” TRUE STORY.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/391542136http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/391542136Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:48:42 -0800Joy DivisionIan CurtisCougars<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqix7KdWr1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beef jerky is an essential part of the food pyramid.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/385592037http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/385592037Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:27:07 -0800Beef JerkyBrawndoOrange Tic Tacsgummy bearsBeerButter