False Facts is the brainchild of Ben Kulp; you send him your false facts and he illustrates them.False FactsTumblr (3.0; @falsefacts)http://www.falsefactscomic.com/Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens. Also…...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkkucRsaU1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens.</p> <p>Also… Mittens… New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/15621342823http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/15621342823Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:00:05 -0800MittensRomneyMittens RomneyMittens Romney is a jerkfaceComicsThe Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwid2vK1bN1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14511089886http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14511089886Tue, 20 Dec 2011 07:16:00 -0800ComicsDumpingGrand CanyonIllusionMirrorsToxic JunkThings that look like my DadLadies and Gentlemen, your attention please<p>False Facts is proud to announce that <a href="http://www.bridgecitycomics.com/">Bridge City Comics</a> will be carrying False Facts Comic: Vol 1 in which some rather horrible things happen to some rather nice people.  It is the ONLY PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD where you can get this limited edition book so get your butt over to Mississippi Avenue and pick that baby up for a mere $15. If you don’t see it on the shelf… just ask for it by name!</p> <p>Consider these amazing features:</p> <ul><li>64 pages</li> <li>Full color from cover to cover</li> <li>Made from 100% recycled papers and soy-based ink by 1984 Printing in Oakland, CA</li> <li>Animal free binding that you can lick to get high</li> <li>Has a retractable self sharpening survival blade</li> <li>Is flame resistant</li> <li>Can be used as a personal flotation device in case of a water landing</li> </ul><p>Now stop considering and start buying!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14469269622http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14469269622Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:27:17 -0800False FactsComicsBooks for SaleBridge City ComicsNuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus. I often...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5g0gg6Rz1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.</p> <p>I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to say.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14168493988http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14168493988Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:50:40 -0800NunsJesusGodThings that I will go to hell forComicsDay LaborMustacheAfter years of hard work, scientists have finally been able to...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3kiyYJtM1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After years of hard work, scientists have finally been able to translate whale songs.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14118686678http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14118686678Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:32:58 -0800ScientistsWhalesWhale songsJustin BieberLOL UR DUMBComicsYou should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight. Classic zombie...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvw69ypa6n1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight.</p> <p>Classic zombie trick; don’t fall for it.  Even if he’s the real deal, he’s just bringing you brains. </p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13922963327http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13922963327Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:41:58 -0800ZombiesZombieZombie Santa Claussanta clausChristmasThe HolidaysComicsTake a look at this Epson Commercial…. then this drawing I...<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gBAsysIRfjI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Take a look at this Epson Commercial….</p> <p>then this drawing I did in 2009….</p> <p><img height="431" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpvjj5le3N1qzc0jfo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1322718360&Signature=WL1phKjblw847X%2B9uMXzhPfFiOs%3D" width="634"/></p> <p>Did they rip me off?  Intentionally?  Anyone know a copyright lawyer?  Do I have a case?</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13535887949http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13535887949Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:47:00 -0800False FactsComicsDuring the Jurassic Period, giant earthworms roamed the Earth,...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunpc48jbR1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>During the Jurassic Period, giant earthworms roamed the Earth, devouring everything in their paths.</p> <p>Why aren’t they in the fossil record?  Cause they don’t have bones to find, duh!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12790934148http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12790934148Mon, 14 Nov 2011 07:21:39 -0800JurassicJurassic PeriodJurassic WormsEarthDinosaursEarthwormsWormsComicsThe Earth’s center is filled with molten Manga.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luk6aeSHZO1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Earth’s center is filled with molten Manga.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12694557097http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12694557097Sat, 12 Nov 2011 09:37:26 -0800MangaHentaiComicsDirtGeologyEarthCore“The Road” won the Oscar for Most Depressing Film in...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lueksbRwky1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The Road” won the Oscar for Most Depressing Film in 2009.</p> <p>Watched it this morning, it was also REALLY good.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12559917582http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12559917582Wed, 09 Nov 2011 09:04:59 -0800The RoadCormac McCarthyViggo MortensenComicsThe OscarsOscar Award WinnerGlobes are like piñatas and have treats hidden inside.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luas7uN45K1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Globes are like piñatas and have treats hidden inside.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12470184987http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12470184987Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:55:06 -0800GlobesMapsPiñatasComicsM&amp;M'sCandyTreats Hidden InsideThings you can do with a hammerA woman in California claims to have impregnated Justin Bieber.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu8zzrNj701qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A woman in California claims to have impregnated Justin Bieber.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12423024542http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12423024542Sun, 06 Nov 2011 08:47:50 -0800Justin BieberPregnantCaliforniaBieber BelieverComicsJustin Bieber is pregnant with my two-headed love childThe Republican plan for a smaller government will lead to a...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu71ttRHb81qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Republican plan for a smaller government will lead to a better America.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12371622526http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12371622526Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:32:00 -0700BusinessComicsEveryone gets fuckedPublic Policy CreationRepulicansamericademocracydemocratsLike the democratic plan is any betterFamous Quotations: Gene Simmons of KISS“A key to my thinking has...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu54i2rODh1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Famous Quotations: Gene Simmons of KISS<br/>“A key to my thinking has always been the almost fanatical belief that what I was engaged in was a literary art form.”</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12326376364http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12326376364Fri, 04 Nov 2011 07:34:50 -0700Gene SimmonsKISSComicsWill Eisner actually said thatThat is a moon.<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3aw6Nlzu1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That is a moon.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12290144543http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12290144543Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:30:06 -0700Death StarStar WarsMoonComicsBut I saw it on TV and they said it was a moonMcDonald’s is allowed to kill 10,000 elderly people each year to...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu39naVQQi1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>McDonald’s is allowed to kill 10,000 elderly people each year to facilitate McRib production.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12284067145http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12284067145Thu, 03 Nov 2011 07:30:46 -0700McDonald'sMcRibOld PeopleTHE MCRIB IS PEOPLEIT'S PEOPLEComicsMC Bluebird topped the charts in 2007 with his controversial hit...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqbzjuioa1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MC Bluebird topped the charts in 2007 with his controversial hit “I’ll Poop on Your Car”</p> <p>made both of these yesterday, more on the way.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11991726626http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11991726626Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:52:31 -0700BluebirdRappingBirdsPoopOn your carComicsYou barista is hoping you will ask her out.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqaws9oWP1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You barista is hoping you will ask her out.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11991236805http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11991236805Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:29:15 -0700BaristaCoffeeComicsJust stop staring at my boobsMinimalist art is blatantly anti-Semitic. Jim comes through with...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswm0bQeJi1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Minimalist art is blatantly anti-Semitic.</p> <p>Jim comes through with the art humor.  Thanks for submitting!</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11358295334http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11358295334Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:00:05 -0700Minimalist ArtAnti-SemiticArtworkArtComicsThe political system is broken and needs to be fixed.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswlu0v5fU1qzc0jfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The political system is broken and needs to be fixed.</p>http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11315567419http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/11315567419Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:37:12 -0700politics and liesgreedcapitalismOccupy Wall StreetThis political system is a lemon and I'd like a new one.