Your boss spends all day thinking of ways to make your life miserable.
August 16, 2011
August 12, 2011
Lebron’s full name is Lebron Alvar Waffles Bebop-Optimus Mayur Smithson-Ybarra James III.
August 11, 2011
L. L. Cool J sweats Astroglide.
August 10, 2011
Wearing a baseball cap backwards communicates to others that you are a forward thinking individual, unencumbered by social norms.
Another False Fact from Ampersands!
August 8, 2011
Pushing the elevator button more times makes it go faster.
Ampersands requested this FOREVER ago, and has been extremely patient… maybe too patient.
August 5, 2011
You can make a pretty good soup with golf balls.
August 4, 2011
Anxiety is healthy for you.
August 3, 2011
The boobonic plague ravaged Europe in the 14th century, killing an estimated 75 million people.
Too soon? Do we need to wait another century before this is funny?
August 2, 2011
Vampires sparkle in the sun.
I’ve been sitting on this in the inbox for a looooooong time.
August 1, 2011
In 2050, the United States will elect Juice “Extra Strength” Campleston as President.
Sadly, even if he was the most Democraticalist the same stuff would still happen.
July 30, 2011
All captchas are spelled and drawn by the same artist.
Extra special thanks to Zippel for sending in today’s False Fact; once I figured out what a captcha was, I thought it was awesome.
July 29, 2011
Bram Duggar, Galaxy Lawyer, is the only attorney working exclusively with space claims.
July 28, 2011
Flying ants are moving into the honey and pollination business.
July 27, 2011
In rowing, the cockson is responsible for bringing the sandwiches.
A little rowing-based humor for your Wednesday; based on a conversation I had with Lauren and Todd.
July 26, 2011
You can collect your dreams in a properly placed bucket.
Lauren just rolls her eyes every time she sees me drawing someone puking. Hello! He’s PUKING DREAMS; if that’s not a metaphor, then it’s something else.
