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False Facts
February 19, 2010
The Nation of Islam is located between Brazil and Argentina.
Oh Navelman, thank you for your False Fact and a Friday full of map-related humor.
Extra credit for the first reblog that can tell me what country I renamed WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.

The Nation of Islam is located between Brazil and Argentina.

Oh Navelman, thank you for your False Fact and a Friday full of map-related humor.

Extra credit for the first reblog that can tell me what country I renamed WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP.

February 18, 2010
Steve Buscemi can tell the size of a man’s penis simply by listening to him urinate.
Fuiru submitted today’s False Fact and what a False Fact it is.

Steve Buscemi can tell the size of a man’s penis simply by listening to him urinate.

Fuiru submitted today’s False Fact and what a False Fact it is.

February 17, 2010
NBC is offering free lobotomies, disguised as Olympic coverage.
Thanks for all the submissions yesterday, I’ll get right to work on those!

NBC is offering free lobotomies, disguised as Olympic coverage.

Thanks for all the submissions yesterday, I’ll get right to work on those!

February 16, 2010
Ladies Loathe Cool James.
500 + followers and it’s been a week since anyone submitted a fact for me, C’MON people.

Ladies Loathe Cool James.

500 + followers and it’s been a week since anyone submitted a fact for me, C’MON people.

February 15, 2010
Joy Division had it all wrong; cougars, not love, will tear us apart.
This was inspired by a dream, which featured Ian Curtis singing, “Cougaaaarrrrs, cougars will tear us apart, again.” TRUE STORY.

Joy Division had it all wrong; cougars, not love, will tear us apart.

This was inspired by a dream, which featured Ian Curtis singing, “Cougaaaarrrrs, cougars will tear us apart, again.” TRUE STORY.

February 12, 2010
Beef jerky is an essential part of the food pyramid.

Beef jerky is an essential part of the food pyramid.

February 11, 2010
As part of his socialist agenda, Barack Obama has made abortions mandatory.

As part of his socialist agenda, Barack Obama has made abortions mandatory.

February 10, 2010
Christopher Walken bathes in the blood of virgins.

Christopher Walken bathes in the blood of virgins.

February 9, 2010
Popcorn was invented by Orville Redenbacher in 1936.

Popcorn was invented by Orville Redenbacher in 1936.

February 8, 2010
Lil Wayne’s song “A Milli” is actually about a Milliner.
Thanks to Zoe for today’s awesome False Fact.
Also… I’m a little excited because I may be the first person in history to utter the words, “Lil Wayne’s tattoos made me late for work today.”

Lil Wayne’s song “A Milli” is actually about a Milliner.

Thanks to Zoe for today’s awesome False Fact.

Also… I’m a little excited because I may be the first person in history to utter the words, “Lil Wayne’s tattoos made me late for work today.”

February 5, 2010
The colors of the rainbow were standardized by international law in 1893.

The colors of the rainbow were standardized by international law in 1893.

February 4, 2010
The German economy is largely gummy bear-based.

The German economy is largely gummy bear-based.

February 3, 2010
The cinnamon viper has been hunted to the brink of extinction for its flavor sacks.

The cinnamon viper has been hunted to the brink of extinction for its flavor sacks.

February 2, 2010
Cookie Monster is on trial for two counts of negligent homicide.

Cookie Monster is on trial for two counts of negligent homicide.

February 1, 2010
Ulnaric Degeneration or Funnybone Leukaemia eventually results in the complete loss of one’s sense of humor.

Ulnaric Degeneration or Funnybone Leukaemia eventually results in the complete loss of one’s sense of humor.

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