Clowns don’t retire, they just get more terrifying.
May 14, 2010
May 12, 2010
Tuberculosis is the result of a rabid tuber bite.
May 11, 2010
Drinking and goofing off is the fastest way to make comics.
FINALLY up and running on the new computer, scanner is alive with new drivers and Windows 7 doesn’t hate me anymore, YAY! Also, “computer problems” is blogging code for “I was busy drinking.”
May 2, 2010
It’s possible to grow robots if you plant the right seeds.
Computer situation: new computer does not like scanner or photoshop, and has wonky motherboard. No idea where I’ll find the money to remedy these things.
April 26, 2010
Plaid is the 4th dimension.
Computer is back from the grave, for now. Also, black and white.
April 20, 2010
Major computer drama
Is happening at home…
comic making time = computer fixing time. for the time being.
April 16, 2010
Sifl and Olly won two Emmys in 1998.
April 15, 2010
False Facts is based on the never-produced screenplay for True Lies 2: False Facts.
Joe sent in today’s False Fact, and that’s why we love him!
April 14, 2010
The Bungry (Crocodylus Jubatus) is a rare Peruvian forest dweller.
April 13, 2010
When an angel gets his wings, a baby loses its legs.
Thanks to Lane for another False Fact!
April 12, 2010
Some people can see time, and they’re not to be trusted.
My good buddy Lane sent in today’s False Fact, thanks Lane!
March 30, 2010
Adding roofing nails to your cereal will make you taller.
This False Fact was submitted 6 months ago (maybe longer) by Erin! The first time I saw Wheaties Fuel in the grocery store I thought, “they finally made an energy drink into a breakfast cereal, YES!”
March 29, 2010
After he left office, President Reagan preferred to be called Ro’heald Lightbringer.
March 26, 2010
Grigori Rasputin was known for his dental hygiene.
March 25, 2010
Ol’ Dirty Bastard was beatified and canonized in 2005.
