McDonald’s is allowed to kill 10,000 elderly people each year to facilitate McRib production.
November 3, 2011
October 27, 2011
MC Bluebird topped the charts in 2007 with his controversial hit “I’ll Poop on Your Car”
made both of these yesterday, more on the way.
You barista is hoping you will ask her out.
October 12, 2011
Minimalist art is blatantly anti-Semitic.
Jim comes through with the art humor. Thanks for submitting!
October 11, 2011
The political system is broken and needs to be fixed.
September 30, 2011
MODOK has trouble attracting women because of his rapidly balding head.
September 15, 2011
HR Ninjas are responsible for 3,000 unexplained deaths every year.
I saw a job description for a Human Resources Ninja. This was of course the first thing that came to mind.
September 12, 2011
Venom recently got three tongue piercings.
September 1, 2011
Zombie Wonder Woman still has breasts that defy gravity.
August 24, 2011
Deadpool is not speaking directly to you.
August 23, 2011
Jack Black wasn’t told School of Rock was a movie until after it went into post-production.
Sent in by Ben Stuart. This one made me laugh and laugh, thanks Ben!
August 22, 2011
Hellboy’s parents are Satan and Kim Kardashian.
August 19, 2011
Wolverine has 76 different products he uses in his hair.
August 18, 2011
Spiderman has to eat 25 spiders every day to maintain his superpowers.
Someone forward this to Marvel, clearly I should be working for them.
August 17, 2011
Men’s clothing only comes in these colors: Black, Gray, Blue and Brown.
