July 2009
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George W. Bush split is soul into seven pieces in...
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Hitler loved musicals and would often stage...
Hitler loved musicals and would often stage elaborate productions where he starred as the female lead.
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The crane is a vicious predatory bird.
The crane is a vicious predatory bird.
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Dwight Eisenhower was the first alien to...
Dwight Eisenhower was the first alien to infiltrate the U.S. Presidency.
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Harry Potter got his lightning bolt scar from a...
Harry Potter got his lightning bolt scar from a seagull attack.
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Dick Cheney is the mastermind behind the fashion...
Dick Cheney is the mastermind behind the fashion industry.
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During his 1872 State of the Union Address,...
During his 1872 State of the Union Address, Ulysses S. Grant drank an entire bottle of whiskey and threatened to beat up South Carolina.
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William Howard Taft's greatest personal...
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Pirate's peg legs are made from crusty cheese.
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The former Bush Presidents announced this week...
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Eating too many pickles can cause light rays to...
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Before her sex change operation, Julia Roberts did...
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Abraham Lincoln nicknamed his beard Stanley and...
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Congress voted to change the American national...
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Lord Sauron, 1st Earl of Hertfordshire, was...
With thanks to the uncyclopedia.
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After working on the Manhattan Project, Enrico...
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The traditional breakfast at Wimbledon has been...
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2/3 of missing person cases are the result of...
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Dieters Beware: Watermelon is 1,000 calories per...
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Cat butt tastes like lollipops.