May 2009
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Baristas learn their trade at a secret lair in...
May 31st
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Energy drinks were invented by Thor.
May 29th
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Focus groups for "Average Americans" are conducted...
May 28th
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Everytime someone laughs at one of Dane Cook's...
May 27th
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Batman is always drunk.
May 26th
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When Leprechauns get sick, they turn blue.
May 25th
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Skyscrapers are causing the hole in the ozone...
May 24th
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Einstein loved Foosball.
May 23rd
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Turkey got its name from its distinctive...
May 22nd
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A Nigerian Prince is eager to send you money.
May 21st
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Gesundheit is a German phrase for meaning "stick...
May 20th
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The easiest way to disarm a ninja is by cuddling.
May 19th
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In order to avoid bankruptcy, Ford has invested in...
May 18th
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Dolphins speak 13 languages, including French.
May 17th
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In 1959, dinosaurs ruled the airwaves.
May 16th
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You are the center of the universe.
May 16th
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George Boole was the first mathematician to prove...
May 16th
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Obama is taking away your guns (seriously, he's...
May 14th
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The executive branch of the U.S. Government is...
May 14th
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The Loch Ness Monster recently shattered Michael...
May 13th
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Waterboarding is not torture.
May 13th
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Turtlenecks are so named because they were...
May 12th
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The earring is named after its inventor, Filbert...
May 12th
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Spiderman is actually quite terrified of spiders.
May 12th
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Caddyshack (1980) won 3 Academy Awards, including...
May 10th
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When you sleep, mushroom fairies dance on your...
May 9th
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Bananas were invented by Algerian scientists in...
May 8th
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Rainbows taste like mint (it's the indigo that...
May 8th
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A unicorn's horn is actually made of corn.
May 8th
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Assassins from the future killed physicist Enrico...
May 7th
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George Washington had 7 testicles.
May 7th
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The holes in Swiss cheese are actually made by...
May 7th
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The moon is made of discarded spare ribs.
May 6th
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The noble gasses are so named because they were...
May 6th
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Every time a wolf howls, it means that somewhere,...
May 5th
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Celery is the hair of an underground creature.
May 5th
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The sky is pink, all night.
May 5th
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Most water fountains have a secret "Ginger Ale"...
May 5th
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Rain is actually made of grape juice.
May 4th