March 7, 2013
March 6, 2013
March 5, 2013
March 4, 2013
Cats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to adoption centers.
February 26, 2013
February 25, 2013
context is irrelevant
February 10, 2013
Senators are incapable of making informed decisions.
February 8, 2013
Space Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in Japanese. When Midway adapted the game for English audiences, the name was changed to make it racist enough for Americans to enjoy.
Peter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.
February 5, 2013
How to draw a lumberjack:
Step 1) Draw Seth Rogan with muttonchops and a connecting mustache.
Step 2) Give him a plaid shirt and an axe.
If you didn’t learn this in high school, I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems, but science ain’t one.
February 3, 2013
January 10, 2012
Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens.
Also… Mittens… New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.
December 20, 2011
The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.
