Fidel Castro is actually Santa Claus.

This False Fact is brought to you by my dad, who is a lot funnier than he gives himself credit for.

You are a radiant ball of sunshine.

With apologies to Jeremy for missing his birthday with this fact, and apologies to the world for the quality of the hand in this drawing. It looked great in pencil, but then I started inking and everything went to hell.

The Prius will play a part in Skynet’s overthrow of humanity.

C.J. sent in this False Fact which I promptly took as an excuse to draw a Transformer; thanks C.J., hope you like it!

The After Hours podcast at PC Mag is up and you should check it out. I get referred to as the Prince of Lies (totally adopting that) and the interviews with the other featured blog authors are pretty good (not a false fact).

Tiger Woods crashed his SUV during re-entry from his trip to 1985.

This gem comes from Ben down in San Francisco; thanks for the False Fact!

Drawing this gets easier every day.

With an apology to Jeff whose golf-related False Fact will have to wait till I can draw John Daly better.

Chelsea Clinton is engaged to marry Prince Adam of Nigeria.

Thanks to Jeff for sending in this False Fact.  It’s a many-layered joke involving bank wire fraud, Chelsea Clinton, He-Man, and a comic I made back in May. Trust me, it’s funny.

Bill Clinton spends all day playing Wii.

Your mom is the final frontier.

Anyone who didn’t panic over H1N1 should panic about the Eggo shortage.

False Facts would be in trouble if good folks like Mike didn’t send in facts; thanks Mike!

Black Friday was created by Malcolm X to celebrate shopping.

Thanks to Jim for this amazing False Fact!

Windows 7 will work with ALL of your old peripherals.

I’m extremely thankful to be featured in PC Magazine’s top 50 blogs of 2009 (and in really awesome company)!

I did a short interview with Brian Heater (who also runs The Daily Cross Hatch) for PC Mag’s After Hours podcast, during which he provided the topic for today’s comic. A big thanks for the False Fact! For those interested, I’ll be sure to post a link once the podcast is up.

Finally, a very sincere thanks to everyone who has recommended, reblogged, sent in a False Fact, or promoted False Facts in any way; I’m forever in your debt.

Sarah Palin wrote “Going Rogue” all by herself.

Whisky + Job Interview = Awesome.

Teddy Roosevelt shot 32 people while he was President.

Henry Rollins represents Puerto Rico in Congress because nobody else will.