The Flash is also extremely quick in bed.

I’m holding a T-shirt design contest!  YAY!  Submit your best t-shirt design based on a False Fact and the winner will get their design screen-printed on a shirt (size of their choosing), FOR FREE.  Also, other innumerable glories.

Put your submissions in the submit hole or send me a link.  You’ve got til April 1, people.

Every American vehicle produced since 1983 will run on NyQuil.

Scott Friday brings the goods for today’s False Fact, thanks Scott!

“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is the official mime code of conduct.

Jeff comes through with another False Fact, thanks Jeff!

“Escape from New York” is Portland OR’s official immigration slogan.

With apologies to Kurt Russell’s hair.

Gardening is fun and easy!

For those not in the pacific northwest, file this away for a few months and then laugh at it.

Spiderman spends his free time photobombing.

Jeff, the blogging maven behind Fashionable Nonsense and Beautiful Theories submitted yet another False Fact.  Thanks Jeff!

More than 500,000 hamsters died keeping the wheels in George W. Bush’s head spinning.

Chris, thanks for submitting today’s fact! Scanner, I kind of hate you and your poor color rendering that I don’t have time to fix in photoshop?

Seinfeld is a spinoff of The Munsters.

Jeremy had to explain this to me multiple times, so if you don’t like it… complain to him I guess.  Also, for future reference, “Your mom is a three hole punch” is not work appropriate. You’ve been warned.

Until tumblr allows people to submit comments, I’m just going to end every post in a question mark?

The sticking accelerator is an integral part of Toyota’s marketing to the thrill-seeking demographic.

Nick sent in this spectacular False Fact a week ago, and it’s taken me that long to figure out how to illustrate it.

Midgets do not have knees.

Suzanne totally came up with today’s False Fact.

Mickey Mouse must consume one innocent soul each day to maintain his youth.

Thanks Navelman, this one was a BLAST to draw.

Also, I’m considering signing up to be an exhibitor at the Stumptown Comics Fest (I mean, I live in Portland, and I have the weekend off); I imagine talking to people and drawing some False Facts live.  Anyone interested? Would you stop by and visit?

William Shatner has actually been dead for years.

When life gives you the opportunity to draw Zombie Kirk, you gotta jump on that; thanks CJ for submitting today’s False Fact!

Google does, in fact, own the internet.

Ross comes through with another False Fact, thanks!

Bunny slippers, if left unattended for too long, will reproduce.

Thanks to pikkutiikeri for submitting today’s False Fact!

Copyright laws are the fifth fundamental force in the universe.

1) Jeff and his blog Fashionable Nonsense are awesome and he is responsible for sending in today’s False Fact.

2) This goes a long way towards explaining the secrecy behind all this ACTA stuff.