Bridezilla hates being the center of attention.
August 14, 2010
August 9, 2010
Having children is your genetic destiny.
July 22, 2010
The man-eating caffeine plant of Borneo is hunted for its caffeine-rich glands.
July 13, 2010
It is now legal to marry a robot in 32 states.
June 26, 2010
Your spirit animal can leave at any point.
June 25, 2010
Hipsters do not understand the difference between irony and stupidity.
June 24, 2010
Supermarkets are introducing “Plod” lanes, for those with time to kill.
June 20, 2010
Claw foot furniture is evil, and will steal your keys.
June 7, 2010
Ta’Yawha was the first and last member of the plaid lantern corps.
June 5, 2010
Albert Einstein had himself kidnapped 43 times.
June 3, 2010
The statues on Easter Island used to have giant felt hats.
June 1, 2010
The N’pingh invasion is prevented only by their exceptionally large shoulders.
May 28, 2010
Americans hate pants.
This may or may not have been inspired by a conversation my brother and I had.
May 19, 2010
Office chairs are designed for comfort.
May 17, 2010
Cats were invented by aliens to keep us from sleeping.
